Thursday 7 May 2015

That's it - In which D-Day is upon us

07/05/15

Dear Claire,

D-Day is upon us!

I’m sure you have been gracing various parts of the estate, er, constituency with your presence, fixed smile at the ready, patronising the grateful serfs. I think we all know the result is in no doubt.

It was interesting to hear Dave Snooty make a bit of a slip-up a few days back when he said the election would be a “career-defining moment”. So it’s all about Dave is it? Good to see he put his career before the country.

Well I’ve seen the exit poll saying EXIT POLL: Conservatives largest party with 316 seats, Lab 239, LD 10, SNP 58, UKIP 2, Green 2, PC 4, Others 19.

Tories 316 seats, Labour 239, Libdem 10, SNP 58, UKIP 2, Green 2, Plaid Cymru 4, Others 19.

If this is reflected in the final results, then the electorate can all look forward to a greater suppression of freedom of speech, human rights and democracy. We can expect an Orwellian nightmare of suppression and manipulation. How can so many people have been hoodwinked into voting for this? Perhaps the 62% of the daily newspapers sold being in support of the Tories, with Murdoch in the vanguard of tax-avoiding Tory supporters.

That your crummy, divisive, malignant, reptilian bunch of malodorous, genocidal pond-life has managed to con so many people, whilst preventing publication of so much evidence of your cack-handed, disastrous and ill-judged period of government is breathtaking in its audaciousness.  

I hear your private ‘Perry’s Patrons’ reception is taking place at Oare House on June 5th. I thought a photo of the venue might be appropriate, such that your subjects might see the sort of in-touch politician you evidently are. I’m sure security will be keeping the riff-raff at bay.

You really should be well and truly ashamed of yourself and your party, all of whom are beneath contempt.

I feel physically sick.

Polly

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