Wednesday 29 April 2015

8 days to go - In which we encounter the mystery of the missing Tory!

29/04/15

Dear Claire,

I was going to write about the third part of what Dave Snooty (© Private Eye) promised in his ‘Contract between the Conservative party and you’, issued before the 2010 election: ‘We will change society’. That will wait for another day, because today I’d like to talk about the disappearing Conservatives!

In the ‘Contract between the Conservative party and you’, Cameron wrote “So this is our contract with you. I want you to read it and – if we win the election – use it to hold us to account. If we don’t deliver our side of the bargain, vote us out in five years’ time.”

Well, it would seem that quite a few of the electorate WOULD like to hold the Tories to account. The problem is, the Tories aren’t making themselves available such that they may be held to account.

First off, Le Grand Fromage himself ensured that two candidates standing in Witney were excluded from the only hustings meeting he was able to attend. An independent candidate, Christopher Tompson, and Dr Clive Peedell of the National Health Action party. Do you think Dr Peedell (a clinical oncologist) might just know what it’s like at the sharp end of the NHS, and might be well-placed to tear Cameron apart over his ongoing destruction of the NHS?

Of course Cameron’s refusal to debate head-to-head with Miliband set the precedent for his cowardly avoidance of any situation in which he would be held to account, as well as being made to look like a complete idiot, who has presided over so many failed and inhumane policies and undelivered promises.

A little closer to home, you yourself avoided the Green hustings meeting at Pewsey, having committed to attending it some six months previously. The organisers pressed you as to why you refused to attend, and you said you needed to be ‘elsewhere’ without any further explanation. Could it be that your rough ride at the Pewsey hustings meeting the week before scared you off? Could it be that Cameron’s failure to deliver on any green policies (quote to aides, from Cameron: “Cut the green crap out”) meant you would have been held to account? Perish the thought!

Heading north to Merseyside, we find the very lovely Esther McVie ducking out of a pre-scheduled interview with LBC radio, who visited the area with their mobile bus/studio on their current round-Britain tour.  It seems that McVie’s agent didn’t even know where she was, and got very flustered when pressed. I wonder if there was going to be anything vaguely uncomfortable in the LBC interview, possibly concerning Welfare reforms.

Andrew Marr’s interview with Cameron on Sunday 19th April, in which the death of a claimant was raised, appears to have got the Conservative party spooked when it comes to talking about their record on benefits.

A disdainful Cameron showed no humanity or remorse when quizzed by Marr about diabetic former soldier David Clapson, who died after his benefits were sanctioned. Clapson was unable to keep his insulin at the correct temperature in the fridge and died, his dead body surrounded by piles of CVs he’d printed off.

Perhaps the experience may have convinced the Conservatives that this isn’t their strongest subject.

On Tuesday 21st April, Tory minister for disabled people Mark Harper cancelled an appearance on Newsnight. He had been due to take part in a three party debate on benefits. Because Harper dropped out just two hours before the programme was due to be broadcast live, the BBC cancelled the two other politicians in the interests of impartiality. As a result the BBC had to draft in non-politicians to talk on the same subject.

Well, I’ve saved the best till last today: Yup, it’s Irritating Duncan Syndrome, the old arse-ache himself.

On Monday 27th, IBS was supposed to be appearing at a hustings meeting in his own constituency, Chingford.  He dropped out at the very last minute, claiming that he’d been called to the north of the country urgently.

Could it possibly have been because the sister of David Clapson, the soldier mentioned above, was at the same meeting, and wanted to question IBS about his Welfare cuts?

Iain Duncan Smith is due to appear for a debate about benefits on Andrew Neil’s daily politics show at 2pm on Tuesday 5th May. He will be appearing on a panel with Labour’s Rachel Reeves , Lib Dem Steve Webb, Suzanne Evans of UKIP and Jonathan Bartley for the Greens.

At least, that’s the plan. But the Conservatives appear increasingly desperate not to talk about either their record on benefits or their plans to cut another £12 billion from social security in just two years.

Could it be that Andrew Neil and Alison Holt may yet be talking amongst themselves two days before the election?

The mystery of the disappearing Tories: the plot thickens!

Kind regards

Polly

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